February 21, 2025· 38 min

How Banks Turned Into Giant Synthetic Hedge Funds

Orality
Model
85%
Oral-dominant (speeches, podcasts, storytelling)

Speaker Breakdown

HostTracy Alloway(1,031 words)
M:29%
HostJoe Weisenthal(1,491 words)
M:29%
GuestElham Saeidinezhad(3,795 words)
M:26%

Oral Indicators

Agonistic36%
very, absolutely, basically
Engagement52%
you, our, your
Memory Aids100%
listen, now, right
Repetition100%
like (136x), they (80x), banks (53x)
Parallelism93%
And Joe Wasenthal...., But in the meantime, you can f..., And I'm Tracy Alloway....
Sound Patterns56%
40 question(s), alliteration: "markets move", alliteration: "barclays brief"
Formulaic Phrases6%
i mean, as a matter of fact

Literate Indicators

Hedging7%
could, might, rather
Passive Voice13%
be announced, be treated, is called
Abstract Nouns19%
investment, moment, regulation
Subordination7%
because, therefore, though
Sentence Length47%
Avg: 16.6 words/sentence
Word Complexity49%
investment, analyze, anticipate
Academic Markers0%
Impersonal Style48%
373 personal pronouns found
Descriptive Style86%
vaguely, actually, suddenly

Description

Hedge funds are notorious for making big and sometimes risky trades. Banks, meanwhile, are supposed to be a lot more boring by comparison — for obvious reasons. But in recent years, we've seen banks like Silicon Valley Bank make some pretty bad bets themselves. Elham Saeidinezhad, an assistant economics professor at Barnard College, Columbia University, argues that banks have been turning into giant "synthetic hedge funds" by blending traditional lending activities with advanced financial strategies. The big question, of course, is whether they should be doing this at all, given that banks typically operate with a lot more regulatory constraint and might not be as nimble when it comes to entering or exiting positions. Read more: SVB’s 44-Hour Collapse Was Rooted in Treasury Bets During Pandemic SVB Failure Sparks Blame Game Over Trump-Era Regulatory Rule The Thorny Question of Why We Treat Banks Differently At All? Only Bloomberg subscribers can get the Odd Lots newsletter in their inbox each week, plus unlimited access to the site and app. Subscribe at  bloomberg.com/subscriptions/oddlots See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.